Well, I just watched the Sonic Generations trailer showing the first gameplay from the 20th Anniversary Game. My thoughts? Looks awesome! Being given the option to play with either the classic Sonic design in 2D or the modern Sonic design in 3D. Sounds like a great idea!
So there you go, nostalgiafags -- you got your wish. You have the option of playing as your precious classic Sonic design with his beady black eyes that you seem to bitch and moan and whine and complain over wanting so much.
Notice how I add design
to the end of classic/modern Sonic. This is because I want to make it clear that I, at least, know both versions of him are the same character. But a lot of people seem to think they are seperate entities, for whatever reason I fail to understand. Then again, I fail to understand how they can have so much hate for the franchise, yet remain part of it. And also how they have such hatred for the modern Sonic design. Wasn't a problem when Sonic Adventure came out, for some obscure reason. Why? Is that like a void in your memory? The adventure games had good gameplay and they had *gasp*
the modern, green-eyed, stretched out, "bubblegum" (AKnoteholeResident
But as I said, you can play as the classic design Sonic. That should shut you the hell up.
Because I just know
you'll find something "wrong" with it. Made up stuff "wrong" with it. Next, a few examples of what I think we'll be seeing the nostalgiafags crying like little babies about:
"I think Modern Sonic runs faster than Classic Sonic! I... have no actual proof of this, but because I hate Modern Sonic for no good reason, I'm just going to say he's faster so I can have something to complain about!"
"Classic Sonic isn't in 16-bit!"
"The music isn't in 16-bit!"
"The whole game isn't in 16-bit!"
"It's on a CD and not a cartridge!"
"Modern Sonic is in the game."
"The original Sonic the Hedgehog game isn't an unlockable extra!" or if it is, "Why do you have to unlock the original Sonic the Hedgehog? It should be available from the start!" or if it is, "They should have made the original Sonic the Hedehog an unlockable extra instead of being available at the start!"
"It's Sonic the Hedgehog."
Here's an idea: Leave the damn fanbase if you hate everything SEGA does! We don't need morons like you bringing us down! It's because of people like you that we have a bad name!
The Sonic fanbase is composed of the most small-minded, annoying, ignorant retards in existence. Not only
do they rip on SEGA on every last
detail of the series, but they also
feel the need to rip on those who actually like
what SEGA is doing (and by "those", I mean the Sonic fans who have actually have a brain)! They think that since they have been with Sonic since the beginning, they know what's best for the series, and everyone else (including SEGA themselves) is just stupid.
And, of course, we can't ignore the voice acting debate. No, not the one between Griffith and Drummond. That one has ended effective last year. I'm talking about the Griffith vs. Smith war! These so called "fans" spent nearly FIVE YEARS
complaining about how terrible Griffith was. They created YouTube channels like, "GriffithSucks26" or "FuckGriffith91". Hell, they even created entire websites
just to rip on him!
When SEGA finally decided to make these idiots happy (always a bad idea) and change the voice actors, all the Sonic fanboys were happy and stopped complaining, right? WRONG!!! They still
complained even after
SEGA did exactly
what the fanboys wanted them to do! Now they are actually asking for Griffith's return! WHAAAAAAAT!!!??? You spend FIVE YEARS
bitching about how awful he was, and now
you want him back
!? WHAT. THE. FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!
Honestly, I could go on for hours
about how fucking terrible the Sonic fanbase is! But I will end on this: Somewhere, deep within a cave at some forlorn corner of Green Hill Zone, Sonic is curled up in a fetal position weeping his eyes out. Why is he doing this, you ask? Because all of his quote/unquote "fans" (i.e. the ones who hate the franchise, yet remain with it) are nothing more than lazy, immature, self-centered, narcissistic, idiotic, basement-dwelling, uneducated, hard to please, impolite, ungrateful RETARDS!!!
I mad? Yes, I mad, bro, but at least I have a real
reason to be!